An ABSOLUTE NUTTER. Refuses to be called 'Granny' cos 'It makes her feel old' (well duh, she is), so insists on being called Beyonce, even though her name is Beryl. She is also mad about toast, and has a parakeet called Tulisa. Great. Just great.

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